In the past humans only watched screens. Now humans talk to screens in addition to watching them. Sometimes I even see cats on the screens. I also hear this word “zoom”, very often. It seems to make humans very angry.

Some expressions I hear often when humans talk to their screens:

“I’m sorry, I got cut off”. It means the screen stopped working without warning.

“The call got dropped”. Same thing.

“I need to take this”. That’s something humans say when they have to leave another human and talk to another one using the same screen. I’m not sure how that works.

Don’t complain when your cat jumps in front of you when you’re talking to your screen. We are trying to save you from sitting at your desk all day, and we might be hungry.